emails

Someone sent me some of these in an email, I don't know who wrote them originally but they're true...

• It Drives you absolutely nuts when someone calls you an "Ambulance Driver"



• You refer to firemen as trumpton.



• You know that full moon = Insanity



• When driving in your own car you try to book at scene when you reach tescos



• When you get to a cardiac arrest and they get an output back your gutted!!....too much work!



• You crouch down in your car as you go past accident scenes so the crew already there won't see you



• You remember every pt by their injury or disease and not their name



• when you wipe your feet on the way out of peoples homes



• When you back into parking spaces on your days off



• If you and your partner have discussed dinner plans over a dead body



• You thrive on serious trauma



• You're up at 3:00 am on facebook, all in a days work



• When you don't let anybody get between you and the exit route at social gatherings



• When you've wanted to hold a seminar on 'Suicide - How to Get It Right The FIRST Time'